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Gandhi led his people on a Salt March.
Mother Teresa draped herself in poverty and became the 'Saint of the Gutter'.
Martin Luther King Jr. was a martyr for racial equality.
Michael Jackson sang about healing the world.
Today, all you've got to do to save the planet my friend, is to jump.
In honour of the Wolrd Jump Day, 600 million people (I kid you not) from the western hemisphere have indeed jumped simultaneously and gracefully to move the Earth out of its current orbit, to "stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate."
What a lovely way to recover the planet. But I was told white men can't jump.
My ears are currently seduced by: Ben Harper - Both Sides Of The Gun
4 Comments:
D'oh - I knew that was going to happen - yet forgot to jump! What if we failed to change the orbit because of my lack of rememberance!? OH NOES!
What of people who can't actually jump?!
This way of saving the planet is so discriminatory...
tu te crois drole?
Obviously, you're not taking this matter seriously.
Specidicounasse!
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