She's Got A Ticket To Ride
holy crap
holy cow
holy trousers
The best way to earn your way into the pearly gates of heaven. It only takes a few steps.
"... Walk right in, sit right down, daddy let your mind roll on, everybody's talkin' 'bout a new way of walkin' - Do you wanna lose your mind?"
My ears are currently seduced by: Ottis Redding - Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
posted by Jeanne @ 7:00 PM
3 Comments:
how can you call yourself a Christian and write such a post?
'Tis true, I confess. Verges on the blasphemous that little too much. Since when does holy crap come out of an elephant's bottom? Since when does one earn his way into heaven in such ludicrous steps?
This post sure does hit low grounds, even lower than:
"Infinite Self: 33 Steps to Reclaiming Your Inner Power"
"Thirty Steps to Holiness in Just Ten Minutes a Day"
"25 Steps to Power and Mastery over People"
"Money Magic: How to Achieve Instant Success and Unleash the Genius Within "
"10 Steps to Psychic Power"
"How I Retired at 26! A Step-by-Step Guide to Accessing Your Freedom and Wealth at Any Age"
"To Be a Woman: A Self Help Book"
"YogaLife : 10 Steps to Freedom"
"The Art of Kissing Book of Questions and Answers : Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Perfecting Your Kissing Technique"
"Everybody counts: A TA self-help book for math aversion"
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I guess I'll abandon the idea of writing self help books then. At least for a little while.
Currently reading:
Writing Successful Self-Help and How-To Books and Write Perfect Book Proposals: 10 Proposals That Sold and Why
Never let good taste stand in the way of style.
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